I know today isn't Christmas because when I woke up, you weren't under my tree.
I see you when you're sleeping & you don't wear any underwear...
I checked twice, and you are definitely on the naughty list!
I know when you've been bad or good...so let's skip the small talk!
I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
Wanna meet Santa's little helper? He's not so little, if you know what I mean...
Wanna take a closer look at my mistletoe belt buckle?