How much does a polar bear weigh? [How much?] Enough to break the ice... Hi, I'm (insert name here).
Do you have a mirror in your pocket, coz i can see myself in your pants!
If I were a transplant surgeon, I'd give you my heart.
My lenses turn dark in the sunshine of your love.
Do you eat tacos? (Yes, why?) Because my Taco Bell is open.
Do you have a pencil? Cause I want to erase your past and write our future.
Are your parents bakers? Cause they sure made you a cutie pie!
I think I was blind before I met you.
How come you're not on top of a Christmas tree? I thought that's where angels belonged.
Are you a hipster, because you make my hips stir.