You have a secret admirer...It's not so secret...It's ME.
My mom thinks I'm gay, can you help me prove her wrong?
I wanna paint you green and spank you like a disobedient avocado.
Hi Handsome! I thought you might like to meet me so I came to introduce myself. I'm ...
How do you feel about group experiments?
You're so hot that if you ate bread you'd poop out toast!
What kind of Uber are you - long or short rides?
Do you clean your pants with windex? Because I can practically see myself in them.
Hey, give me your car keys... coz' your driving me crazy.
I don't feel so good, I think I need a shot of penis-illin.