(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
[Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?":] Checking to see if you were made in heaven.
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
How was heaven when you left it?
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
I'm afraid of the dark… Will you sleep with me tonight?
I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.
Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.
I know somebody who likes you but if I weren't so shy, I'd tell you who.
Do you have the time? [Tells you the time] No, the time to write down my number?