I hope you know CPR, cause you just took my breath away!
I was so content with my life and one day I asked God, what could be better than this? And then I met you.
Hey pretty lady, Scientists are still trying to find a reason for your amazing beauty. What should i tell them?
(With hands on shoulders) Oh, those are shoulder blades, I thought they were wings.
[Look at his/her shirt label. When they say, "What are you doing?":] Checking to see if you were made in heaven.
Am I dead, Angel? Cause this must be heaven!
How was heaven when you left it?
Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
I'm afraid of the dark… Will you sleep with me tonight?
I think I can die happy now, cause I've just seen a piece of heaven.