If your heart was a prison, I would like to be sentenced for life.
The derivative of my love for you is 0, because my love for you is constant.
I always get cuts and bruises because every single day, minute and second I keep on falling in love with you.
Consider this your two-minute warning... before I kiss you.
You can treat me like an ad lib solo, and play with me any way you want.
Let's make like Winnie The Pooh, and I can get my nose stuck in your honey jar.
Are you an ideal amount of red phosphorous? I'm a wooden stick. Looks like we're a match!
Those clothes look uncomfortable...Need me to cut them off for you?
Nice hair, wanna mess it up?
God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs and two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, you are the second one.