Cheesy pick up lines

If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: corny, cheesy
Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.
How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh...you just look hot to me.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: clean, corny, cheesy
It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll protect you.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Do you wanna lick my tongue?
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Are those Guess jeans? 'Cause guess who wants to get into 'em.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, creepy, dirty
Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small.
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
Baby I hear you like to "plug and chug".
75.75 % 12 votes
Pick up line: engineering, cheesy
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