If I was an operating system, your process would have top priority.
Excuse me, Miss, are you looking for the fairway? Because you coming back to my hotel is the only fair way for this evening to go.
How is your fever? [What fever?] Oh...you just look hot to me.
Hello. Are you taking any applications for a boy/girlfriend?
Excuse me, I'd like to have kids someday, and I wanted to know how your parents created such a beautiful creature.
It's dangerous for someone like you to be out in public with all of these horny people around. Don't worry, I'll protect you.
Do you wanna lick my tongue?
Are those Guess jeans? 'Cause guess who wants to get into 'em.
Are you a bad load of laundry? You make my pants feel two sizes too small.
Baby I hear you like to "plug and chug".