Do you have a bandage? I hurt my knee when I fell in love with you.
You give me caterpillars, which we all know turn into butterflies, I just don't know you well enough yet.
You're too hot. You should chill with me.
You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.
How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!
You look exactly like my future ex-wife.
Hey baby, what's your tanx cosx?
I'm a raindrop and I'm falling for you.
Isn't your e-mail address Beautiful@GirlOfMyDreams.com?
Fu*k me if I'm wrong, but have we met before?