Baby if my heart were a *nix box, you'd have root access.
Is that a sonic screwdriver in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
Wanna see what I can do with this flute?
You're hotter than a data center!
I might be wasted tonight, but the condom in my purse doesn't have to be.
Yes, that's a iPhone in my pocket, but I'm also glad to see you.
You realize, baby girl, everyone names their instruments. Want to name mine?
Want to engage in a textually active relationship?
May I use your phone? I want to call my mom and tell her I found the love of my life.
Electrical engineers do it with less resistance.