I'm like a US Open hard and long!!
Wanna see my super stroke?
I'm leaving this place...want to cum?
Do you know what the Indiana Pacers and I have in common? Solid D.
I'm like a musician going to a party, I always make a big entrance and I never cum early.
Hi, I'm Zam. How would you like a Zamboni ride?
I'm good on the ice, but I'm GREAT in bed!
Girl if you think I'm good at memorizing sheet music, just think about what I can do with your body.
Let me show you that I'm good for more than just a one-timer.
Have you ever heard of the naked pretzel? Ok, sit on my magical lap and we'll see what rises.