Would you like to come to my place and light my Yule log?
Santa must've come early this year, because you were first on my Christmas list.
Are you a Kelly, a Michelle, or a Beyoncé?
Didn't I see you in Girls Gone Wild?
Are you a tamale? 'Cause you're hot.
I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal.
You look like my first wife and I have never been married.
I am very thirsty, would you mind if I taste your juice?
Shall we go see a movie?
You're kidding me – it's that easy to be good-looking?