You are the light of my life...You turn me on.
What's a smart, attractive, young... Man like myself doing without your number?
As she's leaving….Hey aren't you forgetting something? Her: What? Me!
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.
I thought happiness started with an H. Why does mine start with U?
By looking at you I can tell you're 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
I don't usually write romantic letters, but for you, I would write a book.
What do you say we go behind that rock and get a little boulder?
Boy: Have u ever been fishing before
Girl: Why?
Boy: I think we should hook up!