Who says men don't ask for directions? Because I need help; I'm getting lost in your eyes.
My magical watch says you aren't wearing any panties. Oh, you are? It must be an hour fast!
I spent all summer wrestling grizzly bears in the mountains of Canada specifically so I could handle that.
I am not a queen but I'll give you something royal.
My ideal body weight is yours on mine.
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!
Nice ass... what time does it open?
If I were a stop light, I'd turn red everytime you passed by, just so I could stare at you a bit longer.
Billions of neutrinos penetrate you every second...Mind if I join in?
Do you know what I did last night? I looked up at the stars, and matched each one with a reason why I love you.