Are you a Visa Checkcard? Because you're everywhere I want to be!
If you were a potato, you'd be a sweet one.
I am single. My last girlfriend died of a heart attack after a long series of orgasms.
Hi, I have this extra concert ticket...
Baby, is your name Oscar? Cause I want you so bad.
Baby...wanna come for a ride?
I have a Mac and an iPhone.
May I borrow your phone? (Why?) I want to call your mother and thank her for bringing you into this world.
I think I know you from somewhere. Yes! Now that I see you I realize that you appeared in my dreams last night!
You are like a style guide...you add consistency to my life.