Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you're giving me wood.
Hey I see your wearing clothes, I'm wearing clothes, you know we have something in common we should get together and do something sometime.
Are you a cellist? Cause I bet you like to do it in a chair with your legs spread wide open.
I think your profile has a mistake. It says you are 37, but you don't took a day over 20.
I saw your picture and fell for you instantly.
Your parents will not like me. I will fall short of almost all of your expectations. I will ruin your credit score. But if you let me have sex with you I'll make you the happiest woman in the world for an entire night. Or 15 minutes. Actually probably more like 5.
They call me Jhonny Peralta because my big stick makes up for my lateral deficiencies.
Hey, my name's Romeo. Want to be my Juliet?