Cheesy pick up lines

Do you work at Dick's? Cause you're sporting the goods.
I need a dollar, but I only have 90 cents... do you want to be my dime?
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Pick up line: cheesy
I've been slightly depressed ever since my vasectomy.
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
I'd drag my balls through a mile of broken glass, followed by a mile of hot coals, just to chase a laundry truck that MIGHT have your dirty underwear on.
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, weird
Roses are red, grass is greener, when I think of you I touch my weiner.
Do you know what you and the weather have in common? You're both hot!
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Hey you look friendly, so I just came over to say "Hi".
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
Have you ever taken a ride in a Ferrari?
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
Are you a basketball player? Because I have some balls you can dribble all night long!
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
I'd like to start a relationship with you, but it has no meaning as I am leaving tomorrow to build a hospital in Uganda.
67.56 % 8 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
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