Ever notice how "End of Evangelion" and "Let's Get It On" rhyme?
Ooh, has anyone ever told you that you look just like Kirito?
Hey baby, why don't you and me go somewhere nice and pass the Bechdel Test together?
You have nice titties.
Oh, you're straights. So is spaghetti until it gets hot.
Are you Eric Sogard because there's no way I'd ever forget you.
If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
Did you know I'm the Ronaldo of lovers?
I like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
Do you play volleyball? Because you look like your good on ur knees!