Cheesy pick up lines

You've got an ass like an onion. It makes me wanna cry.
Oh, you just made my day!
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean
You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?
I'm an umpire. Now, give me your number so I can make the call.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, corny
If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy
You remind me of my chopstick Cuz you da balm.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
I just popped a Viagra. So, we've got about 30 minutes to get back to your place.
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you MY WHOLE LIFE.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, corny, funny
I got a private conference in my hotel room at the winter meetings, come on up if you wanna look at my trade package.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: baseball, cheesy, corny
What you're doing here, is giving me a DE-Rection.
72.25 % 10 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
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