You've got an ass like an onion. It makes me wanna cry.
Oh, you just made my day!
You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?
I'm an umpire. Now, give me your number so I can make the call.
If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?
You remind me of my chopstick Cuz you da balm.
I just popped a Viagra. So, we've got about 30 minutes to get back to your place.
Hey girl, I've been warming up this bench for you MY WHOLE LIFE.
I got a private conference in my hotel room at the winter meetings, come on up if you wanna look at my trade package.
What you're doing here, is giving me a DE-Rection.