Have you ever slept with a co-worker?
*Looks at your shirt* I really like that band.
Did you know that 93% of all women masturbate in the shower?
I'm like 2% cute and 98% single.
Call me Nemo cause I'm not afraid to touch the butt.
Do you have room in your life for another friend?
I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.