Do you like ice cream? Good because you look like my favorite topping!
My name's Mickey. Are you my Minnie?
Hi! Can I buy you a drink/ice cream/coffee?
Hello. I am a professional baseball player.
I want you to be the girl who takes my virginity.
You've got an ass like an onion. It makes me wanna cry.
Oh, you just made my day!
You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink?
I'm an umpire. Now, give me your number so I can make the call.
If you were a baseball mit, would you catch my fly balls?