You look like my first wife. Her: "How many wives have you had?" You: None yet.
Do you have a mirror in your pocket, coz i can see myself in your pants!
Guy walking up and touching girl: Thank God, I thought that you were only an illusion
Hey, I lost my underwear, can I see yours?
If someone invented a time machine that could only be used by cool people, I bet you'd be able to travel back in time, no problem.
Wouldn't we look cute on a wedding cake together?
Are you a ping pong table? Cuz you ping pong my balls.
Bring some friends, and we can play a foursome.
You look like someone who likes to swing.
I'm good on the ice, but I'm GREAT in bed!