Hi, I'm Mack (or whatever your name may be).
I just want to tell you that you're really beautiful [pause] but I'm gay.
I saw you girls from over there and just want to let you know that I'm taken.
I could use some spare change and you're a dime.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
Girl are you my new Phone? Cause I can't stop staring at you in public.
Do you like pirates? Cause I got a lot of seamen that wanna meet ya. Yaharrrr
You are a 9 - you'd be a perfect 10 if you were with me.
If you could put a price tag on beauty you'd be worth more than Fort Knox.
Are you a pirate? No, then where did you get all that booty?