I'm not actually this tall. I'm sitting on my wallet.
I'm like stairway to heaven, difficult to understand at first but later you cant help but fall in love with.
Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koala-fications.
Congratulations, you have been voted the hottest girl here, your prize a date with me!
Do you want me to hit you with a corny pickup line or can we skip that.
Roses are red, violets are blue, and how would you like it if I came home with you?
Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you everyone else disappears.
Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
You know, I wanna go inside your wine cabinet and pull myself out a stiff one.
What time do you have to be back in heaven?