I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!
Call Ollivander, because I think my wand has found its master.
Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.
Are you a basilisk? Because when I caught sight of you, I froze.
Nothing gets me in the mood like knowing nearly every disgusting animal on the planet is having sex right now.
Did you say "Petrificus Totalus"? Because you've made me stiff.
You must have been in Professor Flitwick's class, because I've never met anyone more charming.
You must be a mahou shoujo. You got me under your spell.