I've never seen such a huge bulge in a man's pants... wait a minute, yes I have - mine!
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right? I was just curious since this is Derek Jeter's last season, if you had a chance to see him one last time before he retires? We could go if you'd like!
I will shower you with my hugs and kisses.
I'm jealous of your dress. ("Why?") Because it's touching your body, and I'm not.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Babe, you don't have any panties on. Ups,it's just my watch... it's five minutes fast.
You must be yogurt because I want to spoon you.
You're the only girl I love now... but in ten years, I'll love another girl. She'll call you 'Mommy.'
Baby, everytime I see you, my cardiovascular system gets all worked up.