I'm alien, can I probe you?
Is you name Ariel? Because I think we mermaid for each other.
If you were a pill I'd overdose.
I wanna bag you like some groceries.
I almost got arrested for smuggling these guns into Mexico! (looking at arms)
This is kind of cheesy but you're out of this world.
You remind me of cheese...I LIKE cheese.
You look so hot that I could cook rice on you!
I'm lost now. Could you help me find directions to your house?