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Get ready for some s-p mixing, cuz my 2p(z) orbital is headed for your 2s orbital!
Hold out two fingers and say: Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers? (I don't know.) Cause they're mine sweetheart. ♡
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Pick up line: cheesy, cute, dirty, funny, reverse
I'm lower brass, and as you know, we get down like nobody's business.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, music, nerdy
Reasons to Date a Hockey Player: 1. They Always Wear Protection 2. They Have Great Hands 3. They Are Used To Scoring 4. They Have Great Stamina 5. They Find The Opening And Get It In 6. They Never Miss The Target 7. They Know How To Use Their Wood 8. They Have Long Sticks 9. They Know When To Play Rough 10. Because Baseball Players Only Know How To Hit Balls
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: hockey, cheesy, dirty
Instead of zone defense, what do you say we play some man-to-woman coverage tonight?
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Pick up line: baseball, dirty, cheesy
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Bethesda?
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Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
You have a good web-surfing stance.
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Pick up line: science, cheesy, nerdy
I booked us a library discussion room, baby, so we can study the 'Laws of Attraction' without disruption.
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Pick up line: lawyer, cheesy
That outfit would look great...in a crumpled heap next to my bed.
Your homepage or mine?
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Pick up line: cheesy, dirty, funny, nerdy
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