Were you the one who invented the airplane? That's because you seem so Wright for me.
Do these feel real to you?
They call me "The Lead" because the A's bullpen wants to blow me.
Girl, if you were a camel, I'd hump you!
I know when you've been bad or good...so let's skip the small talk!
Come on, don't make me beg!
Babe, you don't have any panties on. Ups, it's just my watch... it's five minutes fast.
I'm an outfielder – I'll catch you.
I'm learning about important dates in history. Wanna be one of them?
My hypothalamus must be secreting serotonin because baby, I want you!