I have a rare disease that will kill me unless I have sex within the next 30 minutes.
I'm not sweaty from my workout; I'm just nervous talking to someone as beautiful as you.
Do you squat often? Cause that ass is unbelievable.
I can Google how to say Hi in like, 101 languages. Wanna see?
Do you have a cell phone? My mom told me to call her when I find the girl of my dreams?
Are you a Kelly, a Michelle, or a Beyoncé?
I want to run my Hot Wheel around everyone of your curves!
Are you Stacey's mom? Cause, you've got it going on.
Hi, can I domesticate you?
Sorry to interrupt – I don't normally do this, but I saw you from over there and I just really wanted to come and talk to you...