Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
My psychiatrist sent me for an MRI because she thinks I have a magnetic personality.
Are you a campfire? Cause you are hot and I want s'more.
Can I borrow your cell phone? I need to call animal control, because I just saw a fox!
I just bought a molecular model kit, want to play with my stick and balls?
You know, I would die happy if I see you naked just once!
Do you like bacoon? Wanna strip?
I've got skittles in my mouth wanna taste the rainbow?
What do you like to do for fun, cuz I'm gonna ask you out.
I lost my virginity. Can I have yours?