Cheesy pick up lines

Has anyone ever told you that you have Scandinavian hands? (Uh, no.) No, of course not, that would be an incredibly stupid thing to say, wouldn't it?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, funny
{A}x(Mx→{E}y(Yy^Dyx)) M = me; Y= you; D = does tonight
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute, math
From the first time I saw you I knew I was going to have real and/or imaginary sex with you.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, dirty
I want to book a trip to the part of your body US Airways tweeted.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cute, cheesy
Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, cute
Want to spend the night at my house tonight? The couch may not pull out, but I do.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy, corny
How about you be my story and I'll be your climax?
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: dirty, cheesy, reverse, weird
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
Excuse me, I don't want you to think I'm ridiculous or anything, but you are the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. I just felt like I had to tell you.
77.19 % 13 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
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