You must be a compound of beryllium and barium...because your a total BaBe.
I'm like a Rubik's Cube, the more you play with me the harder I get!
If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you.
Are you tired? 'Cause you've been running through my mind all day long.
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Girl whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.
Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?
I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.
Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.