Cheesy pick up lines

I'll cook you dinner if you cook me breakfast.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute
Get ready for some s-p mixing, cuz my 2p(z) orbital is headed for your 2s orbital!
Baby I can be Spain and you can be Ireland, tonight. In other words, I'm gonna screw you hard!
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, creepy, dirty, soccer
Hold out two fingers and say: Why should a woman masturbate with these two fingers? (I don't know.) Cause they're mine sweetheart. ♡
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, cute, dirty, funny, reverse
I'm lower brass, and as you know, we get down like nobody's business.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty, music, nerdy
Reasons to Date a Hockey Player: 1. They Always Wear Protection 2. They Have Great Hands 3. They Are Used To Scoring 4. They Have Great Stamina 5. They Find The Opening And Get It In 6. They Never Miss The Target 7. They Know How To Use Their Wood 8. They Have Long Sticks 9. They Know When To Play Rough 10. Because Baseball Players Only Know How To Hit Balls
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: hockey, cheesy, dirty
Instead of zone defense, what do you say we play some man-to-woman coverage tonight?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: baseball, dirty, cheesy
Kiss me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Bethesda?
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, funny
I value my breath so it would be nice if you didn't take it away everytime you walked by.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, cute
You have a good web-surfing stance.
77.33 % 21 votes
Pick up line: science, cheesy, nerdy
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