I'm jealous of your dress. ("Why?") Because it's touching your body, and I'm not.
I'll last longer than Yasiel Puig did in the home run derby.
Our love is over 9000. Know what I am Saiyan?
You remind me of Menma. Because even when I can't see you, I still feel you inside my heart.
Is your father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because whenever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
Do you have a jersey? Because I need your name and number.
Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?
There's something wrong with my phone. It doesn't have your number in it.
Since sex is a killer, would you like to die happy?
I'm sick... of not having you on top of me.