If everything around me is all my imagination, then you're the best thing I've come up with.
I just wanted you to know before our first date, that I have been banned from going to the zoo.
Now I know why Solomon had 700 wives...Because he never met you.
If you were a vegetable you'd be a cute-cumber.
Are you a 90 degree angle? Cause you are looking right!
Baby, you must be a start codon because you are turning me on.
My love for you is like pi... never ending.
I tried to send you something sexy last night but the mail man told me to get out of the mailbox.
Look at my lips and your lips. They want to massage each other.
On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?