Cheesy pick up lines

How much do all of Santa's reindeer weigh? Enough to break the ice.
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Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, funny
Are you a basilisk? Because when I caught sight of you, I froze.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, cheesy
Nothing gets me in the mood like knowing nearly every disgusting animal on the planet is having sex right now.
Did you say "Petrificus Totalus"? Because you've made me stiff.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, cheesy
I'd rewatch an entire TV series for you.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean, corny
Let's make love like there is a North Korean long-range missile headed straight toward us.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny, dirty
You must have been in Professor Flitwick's class, because I've never met anyone more charming.
You must be a mahou shoujo. You got me under your spell.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: anime, clean, cheesy
Better wear my sunglasses because you Meiko my day so bright.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: anime, cheesy, clean
It isn't Christmas yet, but I'm already being gifted by your presence.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, clean
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