What are you looking for here?
According to recent researches, kissing makes people happy. Would you like to become a happy person too?
I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.
I'm looking forward to trying not to try to have sex with you.
I'll love you longer than all the Naruto episodes.
I could make you scream louder than a mandrake!
I don't need to use byakugan to see into your heart.
How much do all of Santa's reindeer weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Are you a basilisk? Because when I caught sight of you, I froze.
Nothing gets me in the mood like knowing nearly every disgusting animal on the planet is having sex right now.