Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
Girl whenever I am near you, I undergo anaerobic respiration because you take my breath away.
Do you have a quarter? I told my ex boyfriend that I would call him when I found someone better.
Is you father a lumberjack [No, why?] Because when ever I look at you, I get wood in my pants.
Kissing is a language of love, so how about a conversation?
I want our love to be like pi, irrational and never ending.
Hey, are you hiring? I really need a blowjob.
I bet my tongue can beat up your tongue.
My guitar teacher says my fingering is good, especially on the G-string.
I'd love to strum your g-string.