I'd like to get my basilisk into your chamber of secrets. You don't even have to say "Luminos Maxima" to turn me on!
Excuse me, would you happen to have a pen I could borrow? I need to write your phone number!
I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I'm a pretty knotty girl.
Hey baby, did you know they call me yoggie bear? (No, why?) Because I'm always chasing after the honey!