Cheesy pick up lines

What are you looking for here?
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Pick up line: cheesy, clean
According to recent researches, kissing makes people happy. Would you like to become a happy person too?
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Pick up line: cheesy
I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.
I'm looking forward to trying not to try to have sex with you.
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Pick up line: cheesy
I'll love you longer than all the Naruto episodes.
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Pick up line: anime, cheesy, corny
I could make you scream louder than a mandrake!
I don't need to use byakugan to see into your heart.
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Pick up line: anime, corny, cheesy, clean
How much do all of Santa's reindeer weigh? Enough to break the ice.
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Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, funny
Are you a basilisk? Because when I caught sight of you, I froze.
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Pick up line: harry-potter, cheesy
Nothing gets me in the mood like knowing nearly every disgusting animal on the planet is having sex right now.
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