Aren't you a little sexy to be a stormtrooper?
You're the top trending topic in the Twitter feed of my heart.
Are you tired? Because you've been running through my mind all day with a frisbee in your mouth.
If we were around with Noah...then you, me...pair.
With the size of your paws, you can mark my territory any day of the week.
You make me feel like a pudgy, naked, winged child has shot an arrow into my chest cavity.
Damn baby, your personality is smoking'. I just want to sit you down in a chair and have a lengthy conversation with you.
Are you a tree? Because you are unbeleafable.
Is your tail always wagging, or are you just happy to see me?
Roll over. I'll scratch your belly.