I'll love you longer than all the Naruto episodes.
I could make you scream louder than a mandrake!
I don't need to use byakugan to see into your heart.
How much do all of Santa's reindeer weigh? Enough to break the ice.
Are you a basilisk? Because when I caught sight of you, I froze.
Nothing gets me in the mood like knowing nearly every disgusting animal on the planet is having sex right now.
Did you say "Petrificus Totalus"? Because you've made me stiff.
I'd rewatch an entire TV series for you.
Let's make love like there is a North Korean long-range missile headed straight toward us.
You must have been in Professor Flitwick's class, because I've never met anyone more charming.