I think you would beat the moon in a pretty contest.
Sometimes I wonder how you put up with me and then I remember that I put up with you.
Hey baby. You make my sword go online.
Is your name Levy? Because I love you a Gajeel-ion times more than Jet and Droy?
You have no idea how many inconvenient boners you have caused.
Although I have such an ugly phone, your number would add beauty to it!
Excuse me, is your name Hina? Because I think I'm in love.
My extensive Master Grade Gunpla collection is just proof of my magic fingers.
What do you call a penguin with a large penis? An icebreaker.
You are threatening my health. You're so sweet that you give me a diabetes.