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Black ice isn't the only thing I'm falling for.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy
What are you looking for here?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, clean
According to recent researches, kissing makes people happy. Would you like to become a happy person too?
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
I can be your house elf. I'll do whatever you want and I don't need any clothes.
I'm looking forward to trying not to try to have sex with you.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: cheesy
I could make you scream louder than a mandrake!
How much do all of Santa's reindeer weigh? Enough to break the ice.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: christmas, cheesy, funny
Are you a basilisk? Because when I caught sight of you, I froze.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, cheesy
Nothing gets me in the mood like knowing nearly every disgusting animal on the planet is having sex right now.
Did you say "Petrificus Totalus"? Because you've made me stiff.
78.47 % 14 votes
Pick up line: harry-potter, cheesy
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