Guy: I can see you. Girl: Uh, yeah. Guy: Great! Then how about tomorrow?
Is your name Arjen? Because you're Robben my heart.
Ever wondered why people call me the shooter?
Because I play soccer all of the time, I'm really good at footsie.
Did you know I'm the Ronaldo of lovers?
I like to practice some of my penalty kicks with you.
Are you Suarez? Cause I'll let you bite me all night.
I have knife and penis. One of these will end up in you tonight.
Can I be one of the men in your box?