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What color is your shit?
69.05 % 6 votes
Pick up line: weird, inappropriate
I might not be Mormon, but I'm MoreMan that you've ever seen.
69.05 % 6 votes
Pick up line: corny, funny
I saw your picture and fell for you instantly.
69.05 % 6 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy
Your parents will not like me. I will fall short of almost all of your expectations. I will ruin your credit score. But if you let me have sex with you I'll make you the happiest woman in the world for an entire night. Or 15 minutes. Actually probably more like 5.
69.05 % 6 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy
Ay pretty lady...
69.05 % 6 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy
I think your profile has a mistake. It says you are 37, but you don't took a day over 20.
69.05 % 6 votes
Pick up line: tinder, cheesy
Hey I see your wearing clothes, I'm wearing clothes, you know we have something in common we should get together and do something sometime.
69.05 % 6 votes
Pick up line: cheesy, corny
Are those space pants? Because your ass is taking up a lot of room.
Nice socks. Can I try them on after we have sex?
Are you dressed up as a tree? Cause you're giving me wood.
67.81 % 11 votes
Pick up line: haloween, cheesy, dirty
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