Do you run track? Cause I heard you Relay want this dick.
Are you gay? (No.) Wow, me neither, let's have sex.
You must be Gisele Bundchen's twin sister. You know the one no one talks about because she's more beautiful than Gisele.
They call me Jhonny Peralta because my big stick makes up for my lateral deficiencies.
You're the only treat I want in my sack this Halloween.
Which one of the Spice girls are you?
Up for a quickie? I can finish with one touch.
I can't take my eyes off of you. Unless, of course, you notice me. Then I'll quickly look away and act like nothing happened.
I followed a leprechaun to my pot of gold and he brought me to you.